ISO 3103 • tea governance • warm feelings

Fontana Personal Tea Compliance Portal

Select your identity, receive your fully compliant personal certificate, and print it with the kind of ceremonial gravitas normally reserved for empires, auditors, and very serious kettles.

Still boiling only
Emotionally supportive
Printer-friendly
Contains easter eggs
Fontana ISO 3103 certificate artwork
Our institutional benchmark. Beautiful, absurd, and spiritually aligned with the standard’s uncompromising position on water temperature.

Your printable certificate

Choose a team member on the left and I’ll issue a warm, completely legitimate certificate.

Certificate of Compliance
ISO 3103
Issued under the cheerful authority of Fontana

This certifies that

Alex

has demonstrated exceptional discipline, tenderness, and technical excellence in the handling of tea according to the noble and steam-forward expectations of ISO 3103.

“There is no greater professionalism than being kind, competent, and near a kettle at the right moment.”

Status: Fully Compliant • Water: Still Boiling • Vibes: Excellent
🐾 Chlooooe ❧
Chloe Chief Tiger Officer, Tea Division
The Office of Steam Governance Attested without fear or lukewarmness
Clause note: all water used in this certification process was understood to be still boiling at point of contact.
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